Thursday, June 30, 2005

-AKON AND THE POP 100 AIRPLAY REPORT-


'She can walk, they can dance, we can boggiieee---- go go go go' jj.evans/chubb rock
What up, another wild week with tha 4th largest city in the USA -hmm-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3xjzZM3PE
Ok.
Say no more. They'll be tortured at the stake if she says 1 more word about how good it is: You know Lock-Jaw, Food-Dep., Pysche & Ridicule-the language of #06.

One thing True about making it through, and-out-of, bad life experiences is that writing is cathartic. Writing is the compass which provides direction. Ultimately, it is this tool that allows us to locate our postion and move forward towards the Prize. Eyes on the Prize..
Later for that, Just Buy the Album. It's Hot.

NO SAY IT AINT SO- Yeah it's very much so-- POP 100 AIRPLAY CHARTS.
#9 ---- BABY IM BACK ---- GREATEST GAINER
#25--- HOW 2 DEAL ---- GREATEST GAINER
#31--- OBSESSION ---- RIAA CERTIFIED GOLD
#35---- ENERGY! ---- GREATEST GAINER
#36---- GOIN CRAZY ----
Damn. Mr. Chavez, didn't she show you just last week this was going to happen? How'd they guess that one is the question. Prophecy, or something like it.

We also have our California people: NB ridaz & Angelina at #43 for the single 'NOTICE ME'. www.nbridaz.com
Lil Rob debuts at #45 with 'SUMMER NIGHTS'.

JULY 3rd. "Latino's Stand-up Concert" hosted by Universal artist Rob-G & SWAT.

Time keeps on slippin' into the future only to return like Deja' Vu.
Trust that we gotta go, but I will leave you with a comforter..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqn5f2ISnvo
Team LaP.o.Y.A.
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

HOUSTON TRIFECTA AT BET AWARDS..

Ladies, Houston is the place to find a baby's daddy--00-- So to all the readers from California to Atlanta, to New Jersey: Come down to Houston one weekend & let ya hair down.

For those who haven't noticed, it's True. Geffen artists, Slim Thug, P.Wall & M.Jones rocked the BET Music Awards.

Everyone climbed On-Stage.
Hell, my cousin's Gal swore she saw LaP.oY.A. on stage, Afro-Shades & all.
Ice Age artist Mello, "King of the Hill" even made the Final-Cut.


BtW, 'Sittin' Side-Ways' is monster.
When the song is played across the airwaves, People automatically start swervin & swanging, Automatically.
Just ask your favorite DJ.
www.djpaulwall.com

Before we go, Destiny's Child is the Group that brought R-n-B & positive attention to Houston.
Damn, we love the song, 'Cater 2 You'. Reminds us of good times..
Everyone asks the same question, "Damn, they really cooked that?"

But, I swear Mr.Knowles told that man if ya ever ask for a Lapdance again, "I'll kill ya"
-OO- The Royal Father got steaming Mad.

SUPERCONGRATS for the success. It feels like yesterday when the city was talking back in 97. "We got a deal with Columbia"..
Now look. 2005, What an example.

Signing off for now,
Don't forget the big concert/party, July 03rd.. www.party1049.com

Ronnie Rey-
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Monday, June 27, 2005

**JUNE 27TH. DJ SCREW'S BIRTHDAY**

DJ Screw, born Robert Earl Davis, Jr. (27 June 1971, Bastrop, Louisiana16 November 2000), was a central figure in the Houston rap scene. His trademark was slowing down a song when he remixed it. This process is called 'screwing' a song. Slowing down the song was supposed to recreate the effect of recreationally using codeine, also known as syrup or sizurp.
His creations are hard to come by legally, but are still available at Screwed Up Records and Tapes on Cullen St. in Houston, Texas or on the www.screweduprecords.com website.

The above paragraph was from some website we found when we typed 'June 27 DJ Screw'. It was only yesterday (late 92 or early 93) that we started hearing about Screwtapes.
A friend put me up-on-it and so I said, "Screwtapes? whats that, something u have sex to?".
Initally she said, "Nah its rap freestyle tapes with errybody on there from the Southside.."

We all know the history, but this here is the pioneer. Alot of artists needed a director and he was the innovator.
Are you an innovator?

Ron LaP.oY.A.
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

V-ZILLA & THE SWAT CLICK-- ANOTHER SURPRISE.

Hip-hoppers & truthseekers: check out V.Zilla aka VG Skillz.

When you get a free moment, check out his work. It's vintage, Hip-Hop.
Ya know where someone gets on the M-I-C & actually has somethin' to say that helps US understand mostly everything WE'RE ALL currently going through..
Yeh YALL remember it's, HIP-HOP.
www.myspace.com/vzilla www.v-zilla.com
Below is the interview.

'MTV, First and foremost... VG SKILLZ is now known as V-Zilla... The name change was simple... VG was my stage name & real initials, up until like early 2000' when I crushed a show so bad I had these cats calling me a monster on the mic. I held down a 40 minute set on the solo tip, with only my DJ. Cats was like, "You like GodZilla mann, you just kept comin' back spittin Flames.." So I thought to myself, V-Zilla.

On my 2002 release E.X.H.A.L.E., the name credits read VG SKILLZ aka V-ZILLA and then on 2004's 'Lockdown Sessions', the name officially changed to V-ZILLA aka VG SKILLZ. My man, It's been a long road. I moved over 40 thousand copies of my independent releases combined and that aint even adding tha mixtapes & overseas sales.
My main producer is Moonshine from Stockholm, Sweden. He has 2 production credits on Rob-G's forthcoming album "My Thoughts, My Life-My Music".
I just locked down my deal with G-Style (Rob G's label) and my distribution w/ Sony, although Universal is throwin' dollars into the mix.
Rob-G is locking down his deal w/ Latium/Universal and is already getting radio play with LATINO STAND UP, a (BIG) GEMINI track produced by Play and Skillz that features Rob.'


MTV- 'Alright- That's whats up. so what's the SWAT clique that we've been hearing about?- who's in the SWAT?..'

V-ZILLA- 'We are all part of the S.W.A.T. Click. SWAT features artists: Rob-G, V-Zilla, 2 for 5, Dolemic, T-Gray and Vocalists Suave & Bobby Chase. Not to mention numerous -BtS- Behind the Scene players that range from in house engineers, producers & straight up business heads. The S.W.A.T. Family in general boast members from all over the city, but mainly in the Southwest as the anagram means, South West Alief Texas. For us non-southwest personell, it stands for Street Wisdom And Talent.

Fortunately, Rob-G is a stand-up cat and jumped at me with tha chance to blow up.. I'd been killin the underground circuit for a minute, touring overseas and what-not, just grinding. Needless to say the situation is about to change something drastic here shortly.
With that being said homie, look out for Rob-G, V-Zilla and the S.W.A.T. Product all over the streets and on the radio this summer and for a long time to come..'


MTV- there it is..

==== Story of the day: He's reading THE SOURCE magazine and the Editor's page is discussing their soon coming 'Source Latino' magazine.. But the tripped out part is that they start that paragraph with the words LATINOS STAND UP.

Fresh off the interview with V-ZILLA, the VERY NEXT magazine we read is quoteing their smash single- LATINOS STAND UP-.. Instantly we say, "Damn-Damn-Damn." Either the staff at THE SOURCE all-ready jam this song, or someone is playing some serious head games with US. As he stopped reading for a minute to ponder it all, He ultimately came back to what V-ZILLA said in the interview.

With that being said homie, look out for Rob-G, V-Zilla & the S.W.A.T. Product all over the streets and on the radio this summer and for a long time to come.. www.myspace.com/vzilla

Now it's making sense, like Deja-Vu.
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Chart Battles & Kleonia

Good morning, Texas has the title again, Go Spurs..
But that wasn't the only bombshell this week.

It is being reported that Asylum artist, Mike Jones is still hitting the Billboard charts strong.
Currently #21 with a Platinum Triangle indicator.
The album appears to be stuck on the Charts,
similar to a big person stuck in a toilet bowl..
Splish!
*Airtight, with legs in the air* Hot-damn.
www.whomikejones.com

Yo Mama Joke #1999:
Yo Mama's so Ditzy, she really thinks "Tha-Rock" eats Apple Pie..
:-0

Latium/Universal is blessing the radio with 5 Pop 100 Airplay singles:
BABY IM BACK- #10 GREATEST GAINER
HOW 2 DEAL--- #25 GREATEST GAINER-
OBSESSION---- # 28 RIAA CERTIFIED GOLD-
GOIN CRAZY---# 37
ENERGY------- #40 GREATEST GAINER-

Finally, Cali music artists Angelina & NB Ridaz are on the charts with the single, "Notice Me" debuting at #46. www.nbridaz.com
We used to think the single 'Runaway' was bound to blow up the Earth but lucky for us, it didn't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVmc2tzFdK0

Wild Story of the Day:
Driving on the Beltway yesterday, we see a dump truck in front of us.
We get a bad feeling & before we know it, the "hatch" on the dump-truck flies open.
We dodged the debris but we said to our woman,
"Damn, with those back doors swinging, it's only a matter of time before they smash into another truck.. or take someone's head off."

Sure enough, about 15 minutes later, we drove past the Beltway, and all the traffic was in "park".

Come to think of it, we should of asked our lady to bring a box of Snickers bars & toss em' out the window..
Smile if u get it.

Unless it's 3 in the morning, this city always has traffic.
_____________________________________________________________________________________

It is Official: Kleonia has arrived.
Some have been around for centuries, however for the past 40 years a steady stream have been arriving.
Now, it's being reported that they outnumber the Traditionals.
We celebrate with ceremonious occasion with offerings of peace & love.

Stay tuned, Sleep awaits us.

Team LaP.o.Y.A.
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Sunday, June 19, 2005

HOUSTON CHRONICLE-

Hot off the presses, ya won't believe it.

www.chron.com
Who's on the front page?
Asylum artist, Mike Jiggy Jones.

Now, turn to the ZEST section of the Houston Chronicle.
The Front page shows the People's Champ.

Also, it is being reported that sales of the sunday Paper hit an all-time high as people who haven't read since high school fought to get a copy.
That's sad but true.
:) Reading should be a lifestyle.

Ron LaP.oY.A.
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

VG SKILLZ, RUSS-LEE, & MORE..

How many of yall jam that new VG Skillz?.. www.vgskillz.com
5years ago, Mister Mister SCARFACE confided, "Yeah I listen to him. I'm considering signing him to Def-Jam-South. He's nice with it."
Check out tha VG-SKILLZ & BAVU BLAKES Collabo. www.bavublakes.com

True Story: Dan-G was also recruited by Mr. Scarface. So was Lil-Flip.. He's definitely got an ear for the Talent.
www.myspace.com/w8tilliminit

Wilder-True Story: We see a man standing outside of a hotel this weekend duckin-n-out tha bushes, & we say, "Damn if he doesnt look familiar".
Problem is we can't pindown the face..

After the show & a few hours later, we bump into artist VG SKILLZ who states,
"Yeah that's ROB-G from the group, I-10 Rollaz.
Word is he's COLD on the mic..
Word is he's ducking "in-&-out" of bushes because of some unruly Groupies.

Groupies, Gotta Luv Em.

Shout out to Dolomite, Preciate ya.

Also after the show, we bumped into Russell Lee.
Lately, a handful of people started thinking Ron was Russell LEE.
I'm saying to my groupie, "Damn I wish, because those checks are rollin' thicker than mine, at the moment."

For those who don't know, Russ LEE did the single 'SHORTY DOO-WOP' from Baby Bash Smokin' Nephew CD.
He's done more work than that, but that may be the song that most of us remember.

At any rate, look out for this talent. Russ plays live drums, trumpet, & does music production.
Many cats listen to Bobby Valentino & mistake him for LEE, so again:
Blackberry Molasses.

Moving on to Basketball, is it just us? or does Sean Combs & Chauncey Billups have the same exact mouth----000----.
Everytime we watch the Finals, our gal Viq says, "Damn, what's Puffdaddy doing there?
..oh wait a minute, that's Chauncey Billups, aha!"
Gooo Spurs.
:)

Ok, Question..
Does anyone say the word -DAMN- more than LaP.oY.A.?
DAMN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1SS8tvDszE

Last on the platter is Universal music artist Grimm Reaper, aka GRIMM.
Make sure to buy the CD & request the single.
BUT! If you're ever in the crowd when he performs:
FEEL FREE to get Crunk.
FEEL FREE to get Drunk.
But please DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GET ON THE STAGE.

Years ago, a man jumped on-stage during his performance & was quickly given the "Say Hello to ya favorite artist Nike's" Dance.
They got a Dance for everything nowadays.

Anyhow, they tap-danced all over his azz & threw him back into the crowd.
The Crowd went wild & no one missed a lyric.
Imagine That..

We mentioned DJ Paul Wall appearing on Kanye West's new Album, right?
That's the latest news from the rumor mill.

Late Registration. www.djpaulwall.com www.rocafella.com
Damn right Grammy nite, we got dressed up.

Viqkoleta of Sterling Heights,
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Damn.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

PUFFDADDY IN HOUSTON- TOTAL PANDEMONIUM.



Damn, What a weekend. PUFF DIGGITY, Texas 2 Steppin' in all His splendor.
Poppin' bottles & models, hot-damn.

If ya missed it, ya missed it..
:) :)

Think Billy Ray Valentine, "It was a sto0one Groove my Man. You are the most Righteous"-- Yeah, yeah just get tha Hell out my House.

It was a party. They don't come like that everyday.
By the way, This artist was there http://www.chingobling.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3549
What?, Who? http://www.chingobling.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3549
Eh, You know that guy.
You've been hearing about that guy.
He wears the funny boots..
Oh yeah, that Guy.

Everyone's asking, "Is there really a BadBoy/Latino? if so that's good. Is he gonna be on it?"
We're like, "Look Baby, we don't know, ask him. Probably so, If the money's right. If not...NOT!~"

Anyhow, Puff-diggity can still HOST and throw a party.
It feels like the room is still spinnin'.
..Baby bring me that trash bucket.

Moving Forward, Guess who's performing in the NBA Finals this week.
Yall may be surprised about this one.
It's your favorite musicians with the best videos on Cable TV:
FRANKIE J, NATALIE, BABY BASH.. Damn, How'd that happen?

Triple pleasure at the NBA Finals.
We were on tha Bus, watchin the GAME when the call came in, CRAZY TIMES.


-Lol, we did it again.. Deja-vu.

You hear it hear first,
Take Care-
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Thursday, June 16, 2005

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.. 4EVER FOREVER..

So much to say; but so little time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY2Wv4zaGIU
http://www.metrolyrics.com/cant-tell-me-nothing-lyrics-kanye-west.html

1. Look for Suga-Shaine Freeman. www.jshaimusic.com His group KAZUAL was recently signed by Clive Davis's J RECORDS.
The group received an offer from Interscope but apparently at the last minute, Clive had his people step in with a more seductive proposition.
Clive Davis's J Records is the home of Alicia Keys and Mario..

2. Lookout for Chingo. myspace.com/officialchingobling

3. Mike-JIGGY-JIGGY-Jones, #21 on the Album charts with a Platinum plaque.
Check out our Exclusive footage:

4. Latium/Universal 5 Singles on the Pop 100 Airplay Charts.
Baby Im Back-- #12 with a GREATEST GAINER
Tha Single is jumpin' 2 spaces at a time, like a Texas 2-Step. Never seen that B4.
Obsession----- # 27
How 2 Deal---- # 29 with a GREATEST GAINER
Goin' Crazy---- # 35
Energy-------- # 42 with a GREATEST GAINER

5.--MC--
Somehow I know that,There's a place up above
With no more hurt and struggling
Free of all atrocities and suffering
Because we feel the unconditional love
From Her-she cares enough for me
To erase all the burdens
And Let us be free to

Fly like a bird,Take to the sky
We need you now Lord
Carry us high
Don't let the world break us tonight
We need the strength of you by our side
Sometimes this life can be so cold
We pray you'll come and make us whole-

Can we recover?, Will the world ever be
A place of peace and harmony
With no war and with no brutality
If we loved each other
We would find victory
But in this harsh reality
Sometimes I'm so despondant
That I feel the need to

6. More news about Natalie's single ENERGY.
It has Heavy Rotation in Seattle, Honolulu, Dallas, Philadelphia, Oklahoma City, & Kansas City.
Strong reports are also coming from Houston, San Diego, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Portland, & Jacksonville.
It can't be anymore national than that. It's in all corners of the US, and soon, all corners of the globe.
Honolulu is one stretch away from the Phillipines.
Jacksonville is one step from Puerto Rico.
Minneapolis is one step from Toronto.
San Diego is 1 step from Mexico City.

7. Unbelievable. www.mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

8. Paul Wall's project comes out August 2005. Perfect timin'. www.djpaulwall.com

9. Slim Thug debuts July 12th. www.bosshoggoutlawz.com

10. Usually Ron has jokes but today nothing is funny. Although, it's all funny in a way. :-0

DIAMONDS ARE 4EVER. 1996 all over again. The right way though. Simply Amazin'.

Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com
"A&R people like isht we messed up."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY2Wv4zaGIU

Thursday, June 09, 2005

KILLIN EM ON THE CHARTS: Latium/Universal & Mike Jones.

--BLOODY MURDER--
There's no other way to say it.

The Mike Jones album, "Who is Mike Jones?" was certified Platinum this week. www.billboard.com
It went Gold last week and we said, " I wonder how long before it's platinum."
Jokingly we said to Mike, "What if it goes Platinum by next week?"
But we were only jokin'..
Wait til Mike releases his Behind the Scenes DvD Directed by Massa Mohawk & Dr. Teeth..

Next we have the success of Universal/Latium on the Pop Charts. www.latiument.com

ENERGY debuts at #46 with a Greatest Gainer symbol.
OBSESSION is Gold and at #23.
GOIN' CRAZY is at #32.
HOW 2 DEAL is at #34 with a Greatest Gainer symbol.
BABY IM BACK is at #14 with a Greatest Gainer symbol.

This week, Sony music artist Frankie J's album 'THE ONE' has been RIAA Certified Gold.
He now has a Gold Single, a Gold Album and a National Tour hosted by Golden-Boy Promotions..

Finally, P.Diddy is coming to Houston to host a weekend of parties June 17-20th.
Bring you best white outfits and prepare to Pop Bottles.
It's gonna be Hellenistic.

Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Saturday, June 04, 2005

SCROLL DOWN UR PAGE TO READ THIS.. PAUL WALL MTV2- AND MORE FUNNY THINGS..


'Ya know it was about 3 o'clock when I looked at the time
And we had 2 more hours to go, before I got to your Love..
And the time just kept ticking Slower & Slower-
When we got to the front Door
I thought about openin' the door with my key-
Seeing your lovely face right in front of me-
GIRL..' KS-

First up, it's the PEOPLE'S CHAMP: DJ Paul Wall.
Can it get any bigger- probably.
Will it get any bigger- probably.
But for now, tune in to MTV2 Suckerfree Sundays. Starting at noon.
Paul Wall takes over the show.

Interesting and Amorous things.
Last week, Me and my Girlfriend were pumpin' iron in the jimmy-Gym, when a 50year old black-lady wearing a lifeguard shirt strolls in.
Thats unusual, but not quite funny.. we know.
But! as I'm spotting my Gal, she (the 50-year old) starts doing 1 legged karate kicks behind us.
The whole time she's yellin' out 'HIYA! HIYAH! HIYA! HIYAH! HIYA!'.
Intially, I said to her (my girlfriend) 'I can't believe this is happening'.
..And just as I say that, the old-hag turns around, and does it Again!
Only this time she hops along the Length of the gym for everyone to see and hear.
:0
Got-Damn, We need a Camera to follow us around so we can show yall this is Real-Talk.
My lady was rollin, with laughter. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch5xoDeakaA
.....CHECK IT OUT-

An even funnier story, is what happened last week, while outside of the Library.
We'll save that 1 for a rainy day.
BtW, Rainy days are the best.

WLC: We Luv Comedy.
What do you love?
www.djjaziel.com For all of our readers in the RGV: Visit DJ JAZIEL's webpage for the newest info & hottest pics. www.djjaziel.com

Next up, have you noticed Geffen music artist,Slim Thug is in every magazine lately.. How'd that happen?
JULY 12TH 'ALREADY PLATINUM'.. www.bosshoggoutlawz.com

We're tryin' to move forward with some Comedy, but It's hard to write when your fine-ass-wine lady-friend won't stop kissin' your neck as ya type.
If this continues, I may just stop typing forever, and that's so Real.
F all tha BS.
TTT-Tasty--Tasty.

Lastly, the funny story is this:
We called the good people at the Warner Music Group to congratulate them on the Mike Jones sales Achievement and they were in total shock and awe.
Not because Mike went Gold; RATHER, they were shocked because no one had ever called to tell 'em "thanks".
Ever? we asked.. EVER!
He declared that most artists, especially those who do 'rap music' come into the office actin' like none of this existed before they got here.
..And that their measly 3-minute single is what created the 100-year-old American Music Industry.

He raved about dealing with Ego's and assholes with gold teeth but no health insurance.
He raved about the lack of sales, but argued that most of it ain't worth buying.
He raved about how it all services your Ego, yet offers few legitimate means for self & community improvement.

Too much emphasis on slangin' drugs and not enough emphasis on the effects of.
He asked why the majority of mainstream music emphasizes participating in illegal activities?
True that may/may-not be what's goin on, but is there a counter-culture of music that emphasizes forward motion and forward progress for those in-search-of a better/alternative lifestyle.

It may very well be, that many young-people shift towards crime because they Ignore, or don't hear-enough options to the contrary.
He raved about alotta isht..

After the Conversation, we were able to go into the weekend feelin' a bit better about ourselves..
We thought we were the only ones feelin this way.

Ps. The funniest movie of the summer is coming in 6days.. June 10th. www.honeymooners.com
Featuring: Cedric Tha Entertainer- Eric Stoltz, John Leguizamo, Mike Epps, Gabrielle Union, Regina Hall.
"Forever in your Eyes". Mint Condition-

Wanted to Give up but Tha Family Prayed 4 Ya.
Real-Talk.

Team LaP.o.Y.A.
Mtvmusichouston.blogspot.com

Thursday, June 02, 2005

test script.----SIKE--- WE'RE PUTTIN EM ON BLAST BABY!!

testing 1. 2. 3. 4...
OK, WHAT'S GOOD FAMILY.

IT'S YA MAN. LIL-DAN, AKA DAN-G GETTIN READY TO JUMP ALL OVER THIS FREESTYLE MIX THAT BAD-APPLE & CRISCO KIDD GOT LACED FOR ME.

BUT FIRST, YALL KNOW HOW WE DO, SOUTH-EAST EDGEBROOK TEXAS IN DA BUILDING. JOPLIN PARK IN THA BUILDING, LINDALE PARK IN DA BUILDING, REVEILLE PARK IN DA BUILDING, INGRANDO PARK IN THA BUILDING, PUTTIN ALL FRAUDS ON BLAST-
SO HERE IT IS:

1. WE GOTTA SEND A SUPER-BLAST TO THAT GIRL JESSICA JAROTT REPPIN THAT NASTY-NAWFSIDE. OH YEH YOU DO IT WELL BABY-GIRL! DEEPER THAN DEEP-ELLUM. DAN-G!

EY, YALL KNOW I'M NOT MAD AT HER FOR BEING 'YOUNG-WILD-AND-FREE' BUT DON'T COME AT ME LIKE GOODIE-3-SHOES. HAVIN ME TAKING YOU TO MY GRANDMAMA'S HOUSE TALKIN BOUT, 'GRAND-MA I THINK SHE'S THE ONE!', EATIN ALL MY GRAND-MAMA'S HOMEMADE TAMALES, ALL HER JUEVOS CON CHORIZO-EY, ALL HER MENUDO AFTER OUR LATE-NITES AND THEN COME TO FIND OUT, SHE'S BEEN *SACKED MORE TIMES THAN GROCERIES!* WHAT!?
WHAT? I WAS LIKE NO-WAY NOT MY JESSICA JAROTT. YALL GOT THE WRONG ONE.

BUT I GOT A CALL FROM MASSA MOHAWK- SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM PLAYA-RAE. SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM MONEY-MATT, SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM J-DOGG. SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM T-DUBB....... SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM C-GUNNZ. SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM BAD-BILL..... SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM M.DIESEL.... SACK.

I GOT A CALL FROM BIG-BANK... SACK..
I GOT A CALL FROM LEX-MONEY.....DAMN!
I GOT A CALL FROM M.JONES.......SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM B.COX? TROPHY-SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM KIOTTI--------SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM T-BROWN, SACK.
I GOT 5 CALLS FROM LUDA------ SACK.
I GOT 2 CALLS FROM STUNTA, DUBBLE-SACK.
I GOT A CALL FROM BAD-APPLE, SACK.
...... I GOT A CALL FROM CRISCO---- SACK.
...... I GOT A CALL FROM EDDIE DEE--- SACK.
...... I GOT A CALL FROM CHINGO----- SACK.
.......I GOT A CALL FROM KELS------- OH HEEELLLLL NAHH. KELS TOO! WHAT ABOUT THA CREW?
......YUP,I GOT A CALL FROM THEM NIGGAZ TOO.
...... I GOT A CALL FROM MS. AMAZIN- SACK.
...... I GOT A CALL FROM AMANDA PEREZ- SACK.
..... I GOT A CALL FROM SOME PRO-ATHLETES. DOUBLE SACK- TRIPLE-SACK.
HELL MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT A SAFETY AS MANY TIMES AS SHE'S BEEN SACKED!

WHAT? THA NASTY-NAWFSIDE STRIKES AGAIN-
DAN-G AKA LIL-DAN.

OH YEH I GOTTA RYHME FOR YA TOO. YATZEE---NO NO NO
DOUBLE YATZEE!----

ON-BLAST-BABY. 832.563.869 --@@--!
REMEMBER, YA GOTTA LOVE YOURSELF FIRST BABYGIRL-

**YEAAH-YEEEH!!**
DAN-G
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU8fcEma1Z4
http://www.myspace.com/w8tilliminit

MIKE JONES GOES GOLD!- KAISHA VEGA- & KIOTTI..

WOW. Pop balloons & bottles for Mike JIGGY-JIGGY- Jones.
A Gold album in only 6 weeks..
'My album who is Mike Jones!'
We're also poppin' balloons & bottles, for everyone behind the scenes, 'pulling strings' and puttin' in countless hours of hard work to make it possible.
www.whoismikejones.com

Moving Forward, didn't we mention the Talented KAISHA VEGA last week?
Wow, it's another bombshell from the bombshell.
Her current single 'DEEP SOUTH', is currently receiving mixshow radio spins in Houston, Austin, Lubbock, New-Mexico & Milwaukee; with additional spins in Italy, Germany and Japan.
There are reports that a tour is being planned in Japan.
Konichiwa-Harajuku. Hoko-ten, irasshaimase arigato.
Chotto takai, Chotto Takai.

Last up is Houston's own KIOTTI.. He was recently signed to the Warner Music Group. Back in the day, this artist was named 'Lil Baller'.
He would literally send crowds into a Frenzy during Freestyle competitions & would battle "word for word" against the artist 'Lil Flip'.
..I wonder if any of those videotapes are still floatin around.

Before we go, Magno from the Swishahouse fame is about to shine stronger with Rocafella artist DJ clue. See for yourself.
http://www.mtv.com/bands/h/hip_hop_week/houston/news_feature_050205/index2.jhtml

Til next time- yes there's more news but TIME is on crack and we gotta catch her before she starts dancing for dollars..
Question: Who let TIME get on Crack??- I can never hold on to her like I used to.
We need to get her into rehab so she can be my woman again.
She wont stay still for nothing and man she's hard to catch.
:)
Peace, love, success and a ban on crack!
Real Talk.
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