SCROLL DOWN UR PAGE TO READ THIS.. PAUL WALL MTV2- AND MORE FUNNY THINGS..

'Ya know it was about 3 o'clock when I looked at the time
And we had 2 more hours to go, before I got to your Love..
And the time just kept ticking Slower & Slower-
When we got to the front Door
I thought about openin' the door with my key-
Seeing your lovely face right in front of me-
GIRL..' KS-

First up, it's the PEOPLE'S CHAMP: DJ Paul Wall.
Can it get any bigger- probably.
Will it get any bigger- probably.
But for now, tune in to MTV2 Suckerfree Sundays. Starting at noon.
Paul Wall takes over the show.

Interesting and Amorous things.
Last week, Me and my Girlfriend were pumpin' iron in the jimmy-Gym, when a 50year old black-lady wearing a lifeguard shirt strolls in.
Thats unusual, but not quite funny.. we know.
But! as I'm spotting my Gal, she (the 50-year old) starts doing 1 legged karate kicks behind us.
The whole time she's yellin' out 'HIYA! HIYAH! HIYA! HIYAH! HIYA!'.
Intially, I said to her (my girlfriend) 'I can't believe this is happening'.
..And just as I say that, the old-hag turns around, and does it Again!
Only this time she hops along the Length of the gym for everyone to see and hear.
:0
Got-Damn, We need a Camera to follow us around so we can show yall this is Real-Talk.
My lady was rollin, with laughter. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch5xoDeakaA
.....CHECK IT OUT-

An even funnier story, is what happened last week, while outside of the Library.
We'll save that 1 for a rainy day.
BtW, Rainy days are the best.

WLC: We Luv Comedy.
What do you love?
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Next up, have you noticed Geffen music artist,Slim Thug is in every magazine lately.. How'd that happen?
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We're tryin' to move forward with some Comedy, but It's hard to write when your fine-ass-wine lady-friend won't stop kissin' your neck as ya type.
If this continues, I may just stop typing forever, and that's so Real.
F all tha BS.
TTT-Tasty--Tasty.

Lastly, the funny story is this:
We called the good people at the Warner Music Group to congratulate them on the Mike Jones sales Achievement and they were in total shock and awe.
Not because Mike went Gold; RATHER, they were shocked because no one had ever called to tell 'em "thanks".
Ever? we asked.. EVER!
He declared that most artists, especially those who do 'rap music' come into the office actin' like none of this existed before they got here.
..And that their measly 3-minute single is what created the 100-year-old American Music Industry.

He raved about dealing with Ego's and assholes with gold teeth but no health insurance.
He raved about the lack of sales, but argued that most of it ain't worth buying.
He raved about how it all services your Ego, yet offers few legitimate means for self & community improvement.

Too much emphasis on slangin' drugs and not enough emphasis on the effects of.
He asked why the majority of mainstream music emphasizes participating in illegal activities?
True that may/may-not be what's goin on, but is there a counter-culture of music that emphasizes forward motion and forward progress for those in-search-of a better/alternative lifestyle.

It may very well be, that many young-people shift towards crime because they Ignore, or don't hear-enough options to the contrary.
He raved about alotta isht..

After the Conversation, we were able to go into the weekend feelin' a bit better about ourselves..
We thought we were the only ones feelin this way.

Ps. The funniest movie of the summer is coming in 6days.. June 10th. www.honeymooners.com
Featuring: Cedric Tha Entertainer- Eric Stoltz, John Leguizamo, Mike Epps, Gabrielle Union, Regina Hall.
"Forever in your Eyes". Mint Condition-

Wanted to Give up but Tha Family Prayed 4 Ya.
Real-Talk.

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